Lovely Penguin

Hunter
By Marie Gordon

I could smell you chirping
With lemur eyes
I could hear you cowering
With mousy ears

This forest reeks of you
With twinkling leaves
The bloody bark will dribble
So eerie still

How you scamper, rustling
Snapping branches
As you tumble into fate
With thumping heart

You are my sweet delight
With tender meat
Oh so delicately pierced
By the hunter

My Illustrator drawing of the Lovely Penguin…

Everyone needs some delicate insults for the times when one is furious and speechless. My favorite of the delicate insults are those belonging to the “wench” category:

Shifty wench

Frigid wench

Filthy wench

Soggy wench

Wretched wench

Rotten wench

Putrid wench (for when rotten just isn’t enough)

These are just a few. Feel free to contribute, but remember that contributions must be original wench insults (and no, general profanity is not original).

Mouse lemurs are some of the most adorable animals ever. Thus, I decided to do this semi-artsy photoshop of one.

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